Web. Who's responsible? Although his discharge from service was a setback, the former army officer's comeback was rather fulfilling he worked with young Cadets. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. I just can't believe you really believe that. It's somethin' special. I recorded it with comcast digital box thingy. How about the Little Engine That Could!" Know this killin is my buisness ladies and buz-ness-is-gooood! [Major Payne is in jail when General Decker visits him. ", (The scene shifts to Georgia climbing up a hill and makes it to the top. ), Farnsworth: "What do you think you're doing? ), Grumpella: "Read my beak: No more engines! Major Payne: I don't like it. Check them out! "Major Payne" Scripts.com. Get used to the sound of that word!" ), (Tillie keeps going slowly, as an avalanche falls off the tunnel. Major Payne: Gonna have to change my name to Pimp-Daddy Payne! Cadet Wuliger, "A squad that lives together, wins together! The Little Engine That Could Voice Over Script. Payne addresses the boys.]. Emily Walburn, "Let's go, let's go, giddyup, let's ride! At 12/29/09 07:25 PM, FunnyStuff707 wrote: At 12/29/09 11:03 PM, sumidiotdude wrote. It was early in the morning when a little boy named Eric was reading a book. He is the author of a childrens book series entitled Nightmare Academy. We can't waste a minute! ", (In the roundhouse, we are introduced to five engines; Georgia, a beautiful red steam engine with a special yellow bonnet, Jebediah, an old, yellow run down engine who was chugging while snoring, Pete, a big red engine who coughed smoke while he was asleep, Farnsworth, a big silver diesel engine who honked his horn while sleeping and Tillie was a beautiful little blue engine and sleeping on her lamp was Chip, a bird. India! (She leaves to collect the Birthday Train. Unfortunately, one did not survive the journey. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. And winners, they never quit! Killin'is my business, ladies, and business is good! ), Tillie: "Wake up, Chip." My name is Major Benson Winniford Payne and as of 0800 I am replacing Major Frankford as your commanding officer. [The students continue laughing at the Madison Corps whom are running around in dresses. Amodays believes in the power of motivational stories and quotes. I had a minor setback. Product Details About the Author Product Details About the Author ", Tower: *pointing to a passenger train nearby* "You take that passenger train over the mountain to the town! He is the author of a children's book series entitled Nightmare Academy. Ain't you never been married? Is that OK with you Col.? needless to say, there was PLENTY OF . Tillie: "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can. . Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School. unless he could flip and walk on his hands, he wasn't going to make it! Drug Lord{laughing}: You'd better give up, seor. Major Payne: The ABC's Of Being A Positive Male Role Model? Cadets: I'm a bald-headed son of a b*tch without hair. " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Be advised, ladies. ", (Georgia takes off, which causes Rollo to fall and land in the coal car. Tillie makes her way into the yard and acts like Jebediah just as Tower is checking off his engines. Marine Private: AUGGGGH! There was a little engine that could. We educate and entertain the audience with memorable phrases and plots. My finger, my finger! The book is used to teach children the value of optimism and hard work. ", Rollo: "Uh it is my honor to say that is, I'm pleased to announce that it is time that we should uh", (As he performs his speech, a gang of baker mice run across the floor to one of the cars of the Birthday Train, as they carry Eric's birthday cake. *laughs through his horn* "I have just pulled a fine passenger train over the mountain. Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic A**HOLE! ), Grumpella: (impatiently) "Oh, come on! Major Payne Comedy 1995 1 hr 37 min English audio PG-13 CC Buy or rent When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne (Damon Wayans) of the U.S. Marine. ", (Fade in: Grumpella and Rollo arguing on the tracks), Grumpella: "There won't be anymore engines! Participants expressed that the lack of soft skills. Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. (cuts to people working in a newspaper press making the papers, then the newspapers being processed) "It'll make books and newspapers for grown ups to read about important things." A clip of one my favorite parts the movie "major payne" main character, major payne (played by imdb page. ), Tillie: *looks at Georgia leaving with the birthday train* "I could do that." Sometimes, life happens, and it may be difficult to reckon with hope. Relax, it's just a dummy grenade. I think maybe" *prays* "Please?" Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss. Major Payne: What's your damage, muscle head? Rate this book. Sorry. The Little Engine That Could (Original Classic Edition) AffordableBooks (2,649) $14.99 FREE shipping Little Engine That Could, Toys Cream, Fabric by the 1/2 Yard, Riley Blake Designs SewEasyQuilting (497) $5.39 $5.99 (10% off) The Little Engine That Could Soft Book Panel for Riley Blake theNeedleGarden (1,244) $11.99 Little Engine That Could Can you read lips? ", Grumpella: *Gets in his face* "There won't! Major Payne:[Lowering his pistol] I see what we have here is a failure to communicate. ", Rollo: (stutters) "Well, I, eh, well, she, uh, we eh, we eh", Grumpella: "Ohhh, what this clown's trying to tell you is, that our engine has broken down, and the boys and girls on the other side of the mountain won't have any toys to play with, or good food to eat unless you help us! Made by movie fans, for movie fans. Do you know why you're here? Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne wiped out the enemy with extreme prejudice! I couldn't sleep all night! ", (The giraffes prove her wrong as they pull their necks down, walk in the car, and stretch their necks up through the sun roof. . Major Payne: What happened? "That big steam engine may help me," thought the little steam engine. 18 Jan. 2023. On the other side is the railyard at the end of the line where everything is anthropomorphic. Major Payne, "Ain't no need for name-calling!" Major Payne, "Major Payne! Colonel Braggart, "Because he's six? I have eight weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-disciplined unit. Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne! Then, to Tillie's horror, the avalanche in the form of a claw falls down the tunnel and crushes the entire Birthday Train! "You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose, or dig in your butts without my say so. He was puffing and puffing, as if he were tired. Slap me thrice and hand me to me momma, that's awesome! But the big question remains: how ready are you? (Her right hand holds the door and turns her head to her little brother, Eric) Cause there's not gonna be any little engines or birthday trains coming here. and when you get to eye-balling me, makes my Agent Orange act up, makes me want to KILL! Are there people in your life who try to dampen your dreams? A loud explosion is heard within the tunnel as Georgia comes out the other side. Cadet Williams: Payne's not here, he's in our a**! Payne tells Tiger his version of "The Little Engine that Could", and we understand why he is the way he is because a fellow squad member was nearly killed when they were outnumbered by the enemy during a battle. Emily walks out of the Madison tent as he walks over to the stand to be with the Madison Cadets]. Remember, the moment you stop learning or improving is when you die. Major Payne: From now on, you will not eat, sleep, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say! MAJOR PAYNE "Little Engine That Could" Clip (1995) JoBlo Movie Clips. ", Major Payne: If you want sympathy, look in the dictionary between sh*t and Syphis. " Major Payne, "Come on, guys. ", Rollo: "I didn't think he was the right one for us anyway." [puts a piece of metal in Emily's hand]. Relax, it's just a dummy grenade.". (folds her arms) "But, who's going to pull us? [Alex's stepdad leaves in humiliation. more Major Payne: From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife. "Come on, guys. ", (Soon, Tillie has hitched herself to the Birthday Train with the toys on board, and she finally begins her adventure of pulling the train. Synopsis: Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Major Payne: Got to earn my right to be called a man. Cadet Alex Stone. (departs for the yard) I just can't do it, I just can't do it, I just can't do it" (chanting continues), (Shift to: Train yard, where Tower is dozing), Jebediah: "I just couldn't do it, Tillie. You get two chances to advance, then we have to show you the hatch. 723-hour days of fun and adventure. Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. You want sympathy, you look in the dictionary between spit and syphilis! I wanted children, he didn't. [Payne smiles at the thought of being back in the military unaware that the assignment Decker is taking about will take him to Madison school.]. ", Rollo:"When pandemonium is all around", Missy: [singing]"That's when you find out what it is you're made of. ", Pete: "Nothin' to it, boss. Major Payne: Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum. These boys have to earn their dotheir hair-do that is." Perky trumpets in terror, as his car reaches the gap, where two train rails fall into the gorge. Don't all run at once. " Major Payne, "Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance." ", Grumpella: (against him) "Easy for him to say." not even when they climbed aboard the train and Gouged out the eyes of the conductor, blood and snot drippin out his eye sockets. " Major Payne, "Now you might feel a little pressure." [Tiger is convinced the Boogeyman is hiding in his closet]. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggling maggots into a well-disciplined unit." Want to Read. Major Payne: I tell you, ladies; you're the prettiest unit ever under my command! That's where you'll find my sympathy! But, it's empty. 'Cause the hard reality is, I gotta get a job. The Little Engine That Could The Little Engine That Could Watty Piper, Doris Hauman (Illustrator), George Hauman (Illustrator) 4.18 109,520 ratings1,632 reviews The story of a train filled with toys and gifts for little boys and girls that breaks down before reaching the children. ", Tower: "You really wanna do this, don't ya, kid?" A large icicle hits near the tracks, almost destroying the train. This little engines mission was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload, over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. General Decker: Payne, what happened? November! more, All Dean Lorey scripts | Dean Lorey Scripts. *Dashes out of the shed and races to Georgia*, *Sometime later when Doc makes it to Georgia*, Georgia: "Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot." Pee-Body?" https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. The train comes to a complete stop, as the gang meets Eric at last. Right, for a train! The little steam engine was sorry, but she went on, Choo, choo! Major Payne: Know this, pukes: We are going to win the Virginia Military Games this year! Basic man is cutting you discharge orders right now. ", Georgia: "I don't know. As of 0800 i am ur commanding officer. November! What's your name, son?" The book closes itself on the front cover.). " Major Payne, Major Payne's quote: "Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother." If I poke your stomach, will it make you laugh? You and that dumb train. ", (Jebediah moves into the roundhouse with his empty train. ", (The toys turn to Tillie, who has just pulled up with Chip perched on her headlight. " Major Payne, "One, two, three, fourI love the Marine Corps. ", (Tillie pulls Pete up to Tower and leaves. Little Red Riding Hood! Don't you watch Oprah? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! ", Georgia: "Toot, toot, toot!" [Payne has fired rounds from his pistol that gets the cadets' attention.]. ), Grumpella: (annoyed) "Oh, great! If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by UsuallyOrganic. I will no longer refer to you as turds. 18 Jan. 2023. Drug lord's underlings all point their weapons at Major Payne]. Major Payne turns to Alex, now having a newfound respect for him.]. Major Payne: Whoever he is, he's on my time now. To date, it remains a classic and bedrock of several unforgettable quotes. ), Grumpella: *to Rollo* "Well, I told ya there wouldn't be any engines to pull us! You'll get your chance. Emily: I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing. Spike Lee! Don't all run at once. (to Rollo) THERE WON'T!" Squidward Tentacles is arguably the grumpiest character in Bikini Bottom. I said hold it, or I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground. It's somethin' special. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. https://www.scripts.com/script/major_payne_13204. That's when her challenges begin during the adventure. You'll get a train of your own someday." Cadet Alex Stone, Major Payne's quote: "Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. " General Decker, "I don't like it. Cadet Alex Stone: What about family and unity and all that other bullshit you said? "Let me be more directthey hate you." Emily Walburn. *Notices Tillie attempting to sneak off with Jebediah's train* "What kind of joke is this? " Major Payne, "Used to be Samson, now I'm Ann." Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle,there was a little engine that could. Even worse: Emily (who is also the guidance counselor) says she'd like to talk to Payne about his story. It could be a setback in work, love life, or family, but when there is life, there is hope. Get that milk train rolling! Whiskey! Jill catches up to him and sees the Birthday Train, too. I want you to read this book. Major Payne: Now you might feel a little pressure. The little engine brought the Birthday Train! ), (Pete sees them and hits his brakes to slow down and stop, this time with Rollo stepping out of the way. Major Payne: I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch or ragtag losers with no hope. Well, where did you get it? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. ), Rollo: (desperate) "But-but" (He runs ahead) "Are you quitting?!" November! See full summary Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. [[Category:Script error: No such module "pagetype".s with short description]]Expression error: Unexpected < operator. Little Red Riding Hood! We spur new thoughts with our quotes or remind readers to revisit old ones. " Emily Walburn, "Fighting is no longer being done out on the battlefields. ", Georgia: "Settle down, girl. Major Payne: [Introducing the squad to their new barracks] A squad that lives together, wins together! ), (Just then, she sees a snow-covered train tunnel in the form of a scary monster. Tillie wakes up to hear Tower calling and yawns. (Tillie and Chip cower.) 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